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Oct 12, 2019
Oct 12, 2019
1hr 17 min
With the main task completed and a few day's downtime before her next mission, granny is ready to give her patrol a rare, unexpected vacation. Unfortunately for the Mouse Guard, there's no such thing as vacation - a militia is forming, the frogs are breeding, and there's something weird going on at Tito's place.
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Sep 15, 2019
Sep 15, 2019
1hr 11 min
After standing fearlessly against what would be any mouse's worst nightmare, Gwendolyn suggests the group stop at Sprucetuck before proceeding to the meeting location with the Bat King. With ideas of gifts and negotiations popping up, Francisca suggests they take lodging in the safest place for them: her moms' bakery.
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Sep 1, 2019
Sep 1, 2019
1hr 8 min
Finally done messing around, Granny, Sable, and Tander get down to business. Tito needs a bridge built, and we're the mice to make sure it happens!
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Aug 10, 2019
Aug 10, 2019
1hr 4 min
You can't run away from your problems forever.
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Jul 28, 2019
Jul 28, 2019
1hr 8 min
Sable and Tander practice their swordsmanship while Granny leads them to the bridge project they're here to protect. The old bridge fell apart, and the new bridge's construction is slow - there are idle hands at play here, and Bridge Patrol is here to put them back to work.
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Jul 14, 2019
Jul 14, 2019
58 min
Zeke, Lily, Isolde, and Francisca have been sent to Ivydale to escort someone important. Their mission is secret: they don't know their destination, who they're protecting, or why. They don't even know when their escort is supposed to be here, and that means its time to eat bread and draw pictures until they show up.
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Jun 15, 2019
Jun 15, 2019
55 min
Granny, Sable, and Tander are heading to an uncharted corner of the territories, never described by canon before - and that means we get to make up what we find there! With Tander along to teach Sable how to use a sword, Granny leads the Bridge Patrol to the southernmost corner of the territories to repair distrust in the Oakgrove metropolitan area.
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Jun 1, 2019
Jun 1, 2019
53 min
As the Thaw comes to a close and the territories warm up for the summer, our two patrols finish the last of their tasks on their way back to Lockhaven.

May 19, 2019

May 19, 2019
May 19, 2019
59 min
With the last of their unplanned business taken care of, Blue Patrol is finally able to finish their original mission, and Zeke will finally be able to go home.
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May 4, 2019
May 4, 2019
57 min
Red Patrol has cornered the kidnapper - an old mouse named Thomas. Granny takes a hard stance on what must be done, but Sable is too soft. She refuses to follow through.
Thomas' fate falls to his daughter, Isolde.
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Apr 20, 2019
Apr 20, 2019
1hr 9 min
With the pirates finally cleared out, the blue patrol returns to their original task: decoding the Spear's message, and finding anything they can about the Spear. Who they are, what they want, and most important of all - why a spear?
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Mar 23, 2019
Mar 23, 2019
1hr 3 min
Isolde leads Sable and Granny to an old safehouse for the kidnappers, from "the last time." They follow the trail from there, until it leads them to the only thing it could... the real culprit.
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