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Tabletop tomfoolery-- wizardly wisecracks. We bring you tabletop gameplay and discussion with a panel of lighthearted players.
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Nov 18, 2017
Nov 18, 2017
1hr 7 min
The East Patrol has reached the most dangerous obstacle in their escort mission - stony, open cliffs. Without any kind of foliage or tree cover, there's nothing between the refugees and an open sky full of hungry birds. And as Marx, Tander, and Francisca quickly discover, these cliffs hide more than just birds...
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Nov 4, 2017
Nov 4, 2017
1hr 15 min
West Patrol continues to investigate this murder mystery, but there's more to this case meets the eye. Between the mouse mafia, the mysterious witness Robin, and Rosalee's true motive, our heroes find a truth they never expected.
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Oct 20, 2017
Oct 20, 2017
58 min
With only a few days to prepare, East Patrol must push themselves to meet the deadline and move the caravan out to Wildseed. There's a lot to do and no time to do it, but the Guard keeps their heads high and their spirits positive in the face of all adversity!
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Oct 7, 2017
Oct 7, 2017
1hr 12 min
West Patrol, exhausted from last night's emotional ordeal, is approached by a red mouse named Loomis. He has a lot to worry about - his best friend is on trial for murder, and only the Mouse Guard can help find the truth!
Some folks have reported problems with being able to listen to this episode, so we've now re-uploaded it. If it still doesn't work, we have a mirror of the episode up on Mediafire.
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Sep 23, 2017
Sep 23, 2017
40 min
Now that they've arrived in Shorestone and scouted the place out, the East Patrol finds they have a lot of work to do, and not a lot of time to do it. As the sun begins to set on the camp of refugees, our heroes make some preparations for the job ahead of them.

Sep 9, 2017
Sep 9, 2017
57 min
Zeke's past has caught up to him, and he's determined not to let it catch up to anyone else. As determined as he is to leave the patrol, others are equally determined to see him stay. How strong do the bonds of friendship hold?
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Sep 2, 2017
Sep 2, 2017
50 min
Last season's crew of Tander, Francisca, and Marx has reunited once more, with another mission for the newly-forming town of Wildseed. With the wind blowing softly and the summer sun shining bright, East Patrol finds themselves on a lovely, leisurely trek to Shorestone to pick up some refugees.
Francisca is played by Riley. Marx is played by Gnome. Tander is played by Drakkel. And our Games Mouse is Grant.
Music performed by Thylacinus. Today's episode was edited by Gnome.
If you're listening to this episode today, Sept 2nd starting 10am Central, Grant will be part of a 24 hour Extra Life charity stream, happening right now! Hop on over to Gextra.life and check it out! You can come back to the mice later, they aren't going anywhere.

Aug 12, 2017
Aug 12, 2017
1hr 7 min
Summer has come to the Territories, and with the fresh start of the season comes one of the most important tasks of the Guard: delivering mail. Lily, Sable, Zeke, and Isolde stand together again, setting out to keep the territories well-connected and well-informed. Be it rain, snow, floods, ravens, or weasels, nothing will stand in the Guard's way to ensure their postal delivery!
Lily is played by Eliza. Sable is played by Arden. Isolde is played by Poor Weather. Zeke is played by Devious Vaccuum.
And our Games Mouse is Grant.
Music performed and scored by Thylacinus. Today's episode was edited by Riley.

Jul 29, 2017
Jul 29, 2017
52 min
As Spring comes to a close, both Patrols are still out and about as they complete their final missions for the season. North Patrol takes off to find Saxon which leads them into political intrigue, bandits, and talk of potatoes. In the meantime, South Patrol leads a mail run complete with a sabotaged cart and deal with the most difficult obstacle of the season: Sable's parents.
As Spring dies down, the days are longer and the sun shines brighter, ushering Summer into the Territories. The Guard is always prepared for anything, yet unknown to them an ominous wind blows from the west...
Francisca is played by Riley. Marx is played by Gnome. Tander is played by Drakkel. Lily is played by Eliza. Sable is played by Arden. Isolde is played by Poor Weather. Zeke is played by Devious Vaccuum. And our Games Mouse is Grant.
Music performed by Thylacinus. Today's episode was edited by Riley.

Jul 15, 2017
Jul 15, 2017
1hr 8 min
With weapons in hand and a wagon full of predator stink, Lily, Zeke, Sable, and Isolde must travel the whole Western border of the territories, from South to North. Under their cautious hands and watchful eyes, no predator will threaten the territories this year!
Lily is played by Eliza. Sable is played by Arden. Isolde is played by Poor Weather. Zeke is played by Devious Vaccuum.
And our Games Mouse is Grant.
Music performed and scored by Thylacinus. Today's episode was edited by Gnome.

Jul 2, 2017
Jul 2, 2017
47 min
It's three on three, as North Patrol's three mice square off against three crabs. With only a fake crab to protect themselves with, can our heroes fight off enemies four times their size?
Francisca is played by Riley. Marx is played by Gnome. Tander is played by Drakkel. And our Games Mouse is Grant.
Music performed by Thylacinus. Today's episode was edited by Gnome.

Jun 18, 2017
Jun 18, 2017
1hr 15 min
The South Patrol has everything they need to lay the scent barrier, everything but their weaponry. Zeke, Sable, and Isolde try to hunt down the thief, while Lily tries her own tactic to retrieve their lost gear. What's more successful: Investigation and revenge, or errand running and friendship?
Lily is played by Eliza.
Sable is played by Arden.
Isolde is played by Poor Weather.
Zeke is played by Devious Vaccuum.
And our Games Mouse is Grant.
Music performed and scored by Thylacinus.
Today's episode was edited by Gnome.

Jun 3, 2017
Jun 3, 2017
39 min
With news of a crab attack, the North Patrol sails to Calogero Outpost to face this new threat. They arrive to find the outpost under assault, and only through ingenuity can they hope to win the day and save Calogero.
