SIX FEATS UNDER

Isolde never speaks to anyone, not really. She's set herself up with arms and defenses so nobody can try. But Militia Patrol has come this far to see her, and it's time to speak the truth.

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In today's bonus feat, we played Celestial Crescent, from the Far Horizons Co-Op. A game about spacefaring in ancient Sumeria, Celestial Crescent is a world where magic is real, gods and monsters patrol the space lanes, and ancient cities like Babylon and Ur are galactic regions of space where people live, with several planets and spaceports to their name.

From the regular crew, we have the celestial witch Hanazu (Vel), the nomad not-golem Lilac (Riley), the unstoppable warrior Wardum (Grant), and the alcoholic priest Eristu (Yao). We have two special guests from the co op to play with us: Magnus T. Hanson as the mighty sorceror Kindattu, and James E. Barton III as our games master. This band of space pirates is ready to sail the galactic rivers in search of treasure to claim and sorcerers to mock.

Celestial Crescent is available in the Far Horizon Anthology (Collection 2, Volume 1), found here: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/377530/Far-Horizons-Anthology-Collection-2-Volume-1

For other games by this creative group of tabletop designers, visit the Far Horizon store page on DTRPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/15006/Far-Horizons-Coop

 

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The first battle of the Winter War comes to an end.

Our militia patrol of Lily, Sable, and Francisca has finally caught up to the militia they have been tasked with corralling. They have gone beyond the scent barrier, in their efforts to pick a fight with the weasels. Disaster is looming, as the militia patrol heads in.

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Straight from the bonus recordings comes a double-feature presentation!

In the first part of this episode, during Wolfshirt's birthday the party decides to have a three-team brawl with Kensington and Joey vs. Miriam and Bananaramawicz vs. Algernon and... a Medusa. The results are what you'd probably expect of them trying to figure out a PvP system in D&D.

The second half (Starting at 1:07:10) has three of the players sent into the world of Paranoia, where players are encouraged to not know how the mechanics work going in. Do your best and do not commit treason. Friend Computer is watching, Troubleshooters.

Rosard has been kidnapped and taken into the bowels of a weasel fortress. With the help of criminal privateers, and under the cover of a rain storm at night, Tander, Zeke, and Granny lead an invasion force to destroy the palace and take him back.

Militia Patrol has reached their destination of Ferndale... and they find the city in lockdown. The only mouse in the streets is a woman in the stocks, there's a bomb threat, and everyone is locking their doors at the mere sight of the guard.

Granny, Tander, and Zeke have found Rosard's trail and are in hot pursuit! They meet some old friends along the way, including one particularly surprising familiar face along the beach, but they need to hurry. Rosard has been captured by weasels!

 

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The false black axe stands before them. Francisca rises to the challenge.

Granny, Zeke, and Tander have found a trace of Rosard, and begins to follow him through the woods. But along the way, a fox corners them, and the clever hunter has them on the backfoot. Only Granny's last resort can save them now...

The end, and the beginning.

This episode's intro is an excerpt from "Amazing Flight" by Ayreon.

Sprucetuck is throwing a parade! But this joyous respite from the impending war is due to the hero worship of a fake hero, a fraud, and Francisca will not rest until this fraud is revealed. But Sable knows too much, and Lily knows too little, and not everyone wants the team to be on the same page...

Woodstuff's Grove is empty, with no sign of Rosard in sight. Instead of a large hammermouse, Search Patrol has found an old librarian armed with crossbows - Velvet, mother of Marx. With no other leads, they settle in to discuss what happened with her, and what we should all do next.